I'm a Nut

I'm a little acorn round,
Lying on the cold cold ground,
Somebody came and stepped on me,
That is why I'm cracked you see,
I'm a nut,(clap, clap) in a rut,(clap, clap) I'm crazy.

Called myself on the telephone,
Just to see if I was home,
Asked myself out for a date,
Gotta be ready by half past eight!
I'm a nut,(clap, clap) in a rut,(clap, clap) I'm crazy.

Took myself to the picture show,
Sat myself in the very first row,
Wrapped my arms around my waist,
Got so fresh I slapped my face!
I'm a nut,(clap, clap) in a rut,(clap, clap) I'm crazy.

Took myself on a rowboat ride,
Me, myself, and I inside,
Looked into the stars above,
Told myself I was in love.
I'm a nut,(clap, clap) in a rut,(clap, clap) I'm crazy